Bored of basics? Good. This shirt’s allergic to them.
The tee that started it all.
Front: Simple BS. in dripping slime green and pink—subtle, sarcastic, sinister.
Back: An explosion of chaos. A full technicolour meltdown featuring rainbows, skulls, and monsters that probably crawled out of your Year 9 sketchbook.
Oversized fit. 100% cotton. Designed to melt minds and confuse authority figures.
Born for Boredom. Built for Chaos.
(Model is 5’10 and wears a medium, but this shirt doesn’t care about sizing rules.)
